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A man’s car is his castle

My car is my office, my filing cabinet, my spare bedroom, my art collection, my summer home, my beach cabana, ..


Wine and I should get together again real soon

My friend Paul quit drinking, which was the smart and responsible thing to do. I am happy for him. A ..


Don’t we all cheat at the game of life?

Floyd Landis, the disqualified winner of the 2006 Tour de France bicycle race, has admitted that he was taking performance-enhancing ..


What happens when I forget where Google is?

“What’s your cell phone number?” has got to be the most annoying question ever asked. How would I know? I ..


Don’t let the doorman hit you on the way out

A few weeks ago, there was a huge crisis in New York City. No, not the 1,000-point dip in the ..


Picasso fiasco

I was trying to keep it a secret, but it’s hard with all the nieces and nephews Twittering, Facebooking and ..


Purple (hair) ‘Daze’

Reality shows like “Jersey Shore” and “The Real Housewives of Some Godforsaken Backwater” will now have to compete with “Sunset ..


Let me hear your body talk

Spoiler alert! If you haven’t had a colonoscopy yet, don’t read any further. I don’t want you to miss all ..


Working from work

A recent study has found that the worst place to get any work done is at your office. It’s why ..


3-year-old bear-killers are a thing of the past

What would you have to do today to get a third-grader to wear a coonskin hat to school and sing ..


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