If you want to see a man get driven to the brink, surpass the limits of human strength and defy all odds to survive, keep reading.

If you want to see some guy extract water from elephant dung, drink it, get dysentery, and tell you how cool that is, put down the paper now and go watch “Man vs. Wild,” “Survivorman” or one of those other lame survivor shows that are always on.

For the seasoned adventurer who chooses to proceed, adversity awaits ...

“Are you ready for a television experience unlike any other you’ve had before? If yes, then watch each week as a stretch limousine filled with strange women drops off survival expert Mike McGuire in the middle of vibrant cities, paradise beach communities and bustling county fairgrounds. He’ll be left behind in these exotic locations with egregious amounts of food and drink, an extensive collection of fresh undergarments, four-star lodging accommodations, inexhaustible financial resources and no job. With every possible discomfort in life removed, only one question remains: how will he survive?”

Watch my new show, “Man vs. Excess,” on the Indoor Life Network and you’ll find out.