Is That A Couch Or Camp David?
Published: May 10th, 2007
By: Michael McGuire

Is that a couch or Camp David?

What’s the difference between my couch at home and my couch on vacation?

One has been repeatedly decimated by a huge Mike Meteor and the other one soon will be.

That’s because I’m important. I am a couch-commander.

I used to be big on the typical vacation stuff that most people enjoy. Coconut-flavored tanning oil. Sand. Sun. Heat.

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