And The Nobel Prize For Hair And Makeup Goes To ...
Published: October 30th, 2007
By: Jim Mullen

And the Nobel Prize for hair and makeup goes to ...

Two guys just won a Nobel Prize for inventing a way to pack more data onto computer hard disks. If you’ve ever spent 24 or 48 straight hours playing online games, now you know who to thank. Because of their discovery, so much realistic blood and gore can spout from your virtual victims that you’ll want to wear a gaming poncho to deflect the splatter. Without their Nobel Prize-winning discovery, it would be almost impossible for angst-ridden teenagers to send important messages like “How r u?” to their friends a classroom away in nanoseconds. And gamers would still be playing Pong on computers the size of small refrigerators.

It makes you wonder, as prestigious as these awards are, why isn’t there a yearly, four-hour long Nobel Prize Awards show on television. I mean what’s the matter with these Nobel people? Are they stupid or something? How smart do you have to be to put a little pizzazz in your awards ceremony?

First, get it out of Sweden. Your really big stars like Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears aren’t going to go all the way to Sweden to hand out a dinky, little medal to a bunch of elderly scientists. Do the smart thing and move the whole shebang to Los Angeles. Give celebrity presenters big swag bags and a chance to plug their latest movie, CD or marriage on national television.

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