You Didn’t Know That?
Published: February 23rd, 2011
By: Brian Golden

You didn’t know that?

In the past week or so I’ve had to seriously (not really) reconsider my current path in life, not due to any monumental decisions or surprising changes of any kind, simply because it’s become readily apparent that I can see into the future.

And don’t think I’m joking for one second here, because I can prove it.

I first made this amazing discovery last week while reading one of the most prolific news stories to ever sweep the nation – it turns out that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction. However, unlike the rest of you – some of whom applauded then-president George W. Bush for his (completely illegal) invasion of Iraq – I was not caught unawares by this tragic news; I had already predicted it.

Yes, it’s true. Thanks to my clairvoyant abilities I was well aware that there were no weapons of mass destruction, just as I was fairly certain President Bush and his merry band of corrupt little cronies simply wanted an excuse, any excuse, to invade Iraq.

And while I’m sure I don’t know all of the reasons behind this questionable military action (oil), to be honest, I don’t think I’d ever want to. I’d only be more disappointed and disgusted with our nation’s past leadership, or lack thereof.

And all because of one Iraqi malcontent looking to take down Saddam. Unbelievable. No, I mean really, that’s not believable.

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