Excellent Day To Wear A New Hat
Published: September 30th, 2009
By: Michael McGuire

Excellent day to wear a new hat

Now, if nothing else, is a good time to break in a new baseball cap. The constant, penetrating, hope-sucking rain shrinks a hat to your head nicely and puts a little mildew stink into it, letting everyone know it’s yours and to keep their pilfering hands off.

Not that doing that will keep them from stealing it. Yes, people do steal used hats. Lord knows why. Them being all yellow-rimmed on the inside and teeming with whatever grows and dies on people’s heads. Not the hottest items in the thievery market, I would’ve suspected. But if you’ve ever had a Kenny Loggins CD – that you won’t admit you’ve ever had – disappear from your unlocked car, you know they’ll walk off with anything that isn’t bolted down.

Some jerk took my favorite lid. It was vintage: Houston Colt .45s. (That team stunk it up in the MLB for two or three seasons in the 1960s before becoming the Astros. Traded in classy uniforms for heinous ones and a better record). My dad bought the hat for me in Cooperstown when I was just a husky pre-teen. Five or six years of wearing it in the wind, the sun, and of course, the rain (we live in a hellish version of an Irish Spring commercial, after all) broke it in perfect.

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