I Tweet, Therefore I Yammer
Published: April 13th, 2009
By: Jim Mullen

I tweet, therefore I yammer

– 9:00:00: I signed up for Twitter this morning to see what everyone is making such a fuss about. This is my first Twitter message.

–9:00:30: This is to apologize for my first Twitter message. I’m supposed to tell people what I’m doing, not what I’m thinking.

– 9:01:00: No one seems to care that I am Twittering.

– 9:01:22: OK, I’m writing my column now about how Twitter is changing the world. I type these short little messages on my phone and...

– 9:02:13: Whoops! I hit “send” by mistake. My thumb already hurts. How can people type on these tiny keyboards?– 9:05:56: If it warms up, I’m playing golf this afternoon.

– 9:06:33: No golf. Sue says if it warms up I’ll be doing yard work this afternoon.

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– 9:08:42: My cats are fighting, again.

– 10:02:18: I’m at the vet’s having Fluffy’s tail looked at. The doc says he can reattach it.

– 11:09:03: Well, there’s $300 I’ll never see again. I was going to my – I mean buy a better phone with a bigger keyboard with that money. It’s easier just...

– 11:09:55: Whoops. They really mean it when they say a message can only be 160 characters long. I’m leaving in my tuyping mstakes from now on

– 11:15:27: I JUST SHOWERED OFF ALL THE CAT HAIR. HOW DO I TURN OFF THE CAPS?

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